Having the phone right outside my door I’m the one who gets to it first in in my house. Before uni I had no idea how many weirdoes and cold callers phone up day after day. Especially Indians putting on a bad english accent calling to tell me ‘My name is Bill and I’m calling from London (Yeah sure you are) to say you have been selected for a very special prize’. It gets kinda boring to tell them to bugger off every time in the nicest possible way, so I like to have a little fun with them at their expense.

Then I come across a recording of a guy who has taken it to the next level. Just listen to this.